Turning down the music and putting down the book

I've been paying more attention to the immediate world around me instead of ignoring it, it's fun.
So far i've noted:

-2 squirrels circling each other, then jumping at each other, then running off in opposite directions

-4 pigeons fighting furiously for 1 piece of popcorn, ignoring the unclaimed pile of it near them

-3 crazy guys in a 1 block radius screaming about Jesus

-a old guy air-conducting to the classical music blasting on his iPod on the train

-The channel 5 traffic guy has a mustache that would have been the envy of the entire porn industry if this was 1974

Every 28 goddamn days.

As much as I enjoy being single and doin' all that fun single girl stuff, it's days like this that make me really wish i was in a relationship. Not for all that emotional crap, but someone to bring me diet coke and chocolate ice cream and rub my feet and listen to me bitch about my ovaries. Is that so much to ask?