How could you, Jordan!?!?!?

Remember this? Remember how hot you were? How brooding and sensitive? How illiterate? How you in 1994 is still #3 on my list of hot celebrities to do if I get a chance?

(from Wikipedia)

• Jordan Catalano, played by Jared Leto, is one of the best remembered characters of the show, though he was possibly the least seen and had the fewest lines of dialogue. He is a good-looking boy but also a major slacker who constantly cuts classes and stands on the brink of being expelled. He's nearly illiterate and is mistakenly believed to be stupid because of this. Angela is in love with him and during the series they begin an on-off relationship. Although he appears to belong to a group of rebellious teens, he is tired of the meaningless acts of vandalism that his friends commit for fun, yet he has no reason to believe that his life will change. He reveals his emotional depth in his songwriting ability and occasional - seemingly accidental - profound thoughts. He writes a song "Red", which Angela thinks is about her because of her dyed red hair, however it is about his car.

He was so hot and sensitive.

And he's turned into this:


Yeah, that's Paris Hilton. Jared Leto circa 1994 is off my list. Officially. The hottie you were has been erased from my memory by the douchebag you were determined to become.

As for that person, she's going to be in Boston in February to accept some kind of award from the Harvard Lampoon. The picture above has convinced me that I need to go to that event, simply to hurl insults and water balloons and the whore.